thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom


starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face


heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious



human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US


portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore


tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background





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